this is funny i read it in a halloween card at target
A woman is walking home in the dark one night, when she hears this noise behind her. She turns around and screams because there is a coffin behind her! She runs home and slams the door behind her. The coffin breaks through the door and the woman runs upstairs. The coffin follows her. When it has the woman cornered, it suddenly breaks open and all these cough drops fly out. The woman grabs a handful and throws them back at the coffin.
And the coffin stops.
A woman is walking home in the dark one night, when she hears this noise behind her. She turns around and screams because there is a coffin behind her! She runs home and slams the door behind her. The coffin breaks through the door and the woman runs upstairs. The coffin follows her. When it has the woman cornered, it suddenly breaks open and all these cough drops fly out. The woman grabs a handful and throws them back at the coffin.
And the coffin stops.